Dad Jokes – Mister Jokes

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I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
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Where do poor Italians live?
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My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
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While visiting the museum, I saw my ex girlfriend standing across the hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello.
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What noise does a bird make when it’s sitting on a street?
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Purple is my favorite color
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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder’s house?
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What word is 5 letters long, but is always pronounced wrong?
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A guy walked into a bar
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Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
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My mom just told my sister she ran into the Walmart
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I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. “Wow”, I thought to myself..
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