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10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe

10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe
10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe n "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets". The gag won 41% of the vote. Best of the rest Ten jo...

10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe

“I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets”.

The gag won 41% of the vote.

Best of the rest

Ten jokes made the 2019 shortlist. Here are the next nine:

  • “Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy” – Richard Stott

  • “What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh” – Milton Jones

  • “A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. – That’s 20 cows'” – Jake Lambert

  • “A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it” – Ross Smith

  • “Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning” – Ross Smith

  • “I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it” – Adele Cliff

  • “After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging – Richard Pulsford

  • “To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian” – Mark Simmons

  • “I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts” – Ivo Graham

An Irishman gets falsely accused of theft…

An Irishman gets falsely accused of theft…

A businessman has designed a clock which moves one minute forward whenever it hears someone swear. To test it, he decided to set it up in three bars different bars.

A businessman has designed a clock which moves one minute forward whenever it hears someone swear. To test it, he decided to set it up in three bars different bars.