3 drunk friends get into a taxi
The driver thinks that they’re drunk af so they wouldn’t know anything. So he just starts the engine, drives 100 meters and stops like, “here you go boys. We have reached.”
The first guy says, “Wow. Time is fast jason. Isn’t it?” And gets off the car
The second guy goes like, “Andrew I don’t care. I need to pee. Just get off this car” and he gets his way out as well.
The third guy gives a look at the taxi driver, gets off the taxi and slaps the driver. The driver was shocked. Then he goes, “CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME. YOU NEARLY KILLED US.”