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3 men die and go to heaven

3 men die and go to heaven
3 men die and go to heaven n At the Pearly Gates they're greeted by Saint Peter Saint Peter: I will let you into heaven if you can show me a spirit of Christmas The first man pulls out a leaf from...

3 men die and go to heaven

At the Pearly Gates they’re greeted by Saint Peter

Saint Peter: I will let you into heaven if you can show me a spirit of Christmas

The first man pulls out a leaf from his pocket and says “this represents the Christmas tree”

He is allowed into heaven

The second man pulls out his keys “these represent bells”

He is allowed into heaven

The third man pulls out a pair of women’s underwear

Saint Peter: good lord what do those represent?!

The third man says “oh well these, these are Carols”

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off along the route:

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off along the route:

A news station was interviewing an 80-year old woman who had just gotten married for the 4th time in her life.

A news station was interviewing an 80-year old woman who had just gotten married for the 4th time in her life.