4 aliens crash land onto Earth and know no English, but can learn quickly.
The aliens split up, to hopefully develop their knowledge in the language.
The first alien walked into an office building and heard someone speaking into the phone. “Yeah. Of course.” he heard.
The second alien walks by a restaurant and sees a little kid playing with utensils and saying, “Forks and knives, forks and knives…”
The third alien comes by a park and sees a kid crying and pointing at another kid and saying: “He stole my lollipop!”
The fourth alien passes by a sports stadium, and the home team just scored, so he heard ” Woohoo! Let’s go!”
The group then met up and walked along the sidewalk. They came across a dead body when a cop pulled up.
Cop: “Did you kill this man?”
First alien: “Yeah. Of course.”
Cop: “How did you kill this man?”
Second alien: “Forks and knives, forks and knives.”
Cop: “Why did you kill this man?”
Third alien: “He stole my lollipop!”
Cop: “The four of you are going to jail!”
Fourth alien: “Woohoo! Let’s go!”