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A boyfriend comes over to ask for approval to marry their daughter.

A boyfriend comes over to ask for approval to marry their daughter.
A boyfriend comes over to ask for approval to marry their daughter. n The father is very skeptical and asks "Son, how much do you make a month? Is it enough to support my beautiful daughter?" The ...

A boyfriend comes over to ask for approval to marry their daughter.

The father is very skeptical and asks “Son, how much do you make a month? Is it enough to support my beautiful daughter?” The boyfriend shyly replies, “well sir… it’s about $300 a month.” The father is furious at this offer, “300??? That’s not even enough to cover toilet paper! You absolutely cannot marry my daughter!” The boyfriend is taken aback and shouts “Okay! I didnt even want to marry her anyway!”

The boyfriend storms over to tell the girlfriend the news. “I’m sorry I just can’t marry you.” She is obviously upset and asks. “Why?!? What is the reason?”. He replies, “Well your dad said you shit all the time!”

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.

Two friends, Bob and Sam, are bored are sitting around the house. Bob asks Sam do you want to play a game?

Two friends, Bob and Sam, are bored are sitting around the house. Bob asks Sam do you want to play a game?