A boyfriend comes over to ask for approval to marry their daughter.
The father is very skeptical and asks “Son, how much do you make a month? Is it enough to support my beautiful daughter?” The boyfriend shyly replies, “well sir… it’s about $300 a month.” The father is furious at this offer, “300??? That’s not even enough to cover toilet paper! You absolutely cannot marry my daughter!” The boyfriend is taken aback and shouts “Okay! I didnt even want to marry her anyway!”
The boyfriend storms over to tell the girlfriend the news. “I’m sorry I just can’t marry you.” She is obviously upset and asks. “Why?!? What is the reason?”. He replies, “Well your dad said you shit all the time!”