A bus full of cheerleaders drives off a cliff
Now in line at the pearly Gates the man says if any part of your body has touched a penis dip it in the water and proceed through the gates.
“The first girl says I touched one with my fingers.”
“Dip it in and go through the gates,” the man says.
The next girl says, “I gave one a handjob,” and precedes to dip her hand in the water and go through the gate.
All of a sudden a girl from the back pushes her way through to the front of the line…
The man says, “Whoa whoa whoa, what is the hurry?”
To which she replies, “If I’m going to have to gargle this water, I want to do it before Sally puts her ass in it.”