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A cop gets called out to a bar on suspicion of a man selling drugs in the bathroom

A cop gets called out to a bar on suspicion of a man selling drugs in the bathroom
A cop gets called out to a bar on suspicion of a man selling drugs in the bathroom Upon arrival, the cop finds a man with a bag of cocaine in his hand about to flush it down the toilet. The cop stop...

A cop gets called out to a bar on suspicion of a man selling drugs in the bathroom

Upon arrival, the cop finds a man with a bag of cocaine in his hand about to flush it down the toilet. The cop stops him and asks him, “is this bag yours?”

The man replies “I’m sorry officer I swear someone handed me these and ran. I kept trying to flush them down the toilet but they keep appearing back in my hand. I swear it’s magic!”

The officer is intrigued and prompts the man “Really? Go ahead and show me”

The man flushes the drugs down the toilet and looks at the cop with a smile on his face.

The cop asks him, “so where are the drugs?”

The man merely replies, “what drugs?”

A man ran out of fuel in midnight, hitchhiking

A man ran out of fuel in midnight, hitchhiking

I was at a Chinese buffet filling up my plate when I noticed something move in one of the food trays.

I was at a Chinese buffet filling up my plate when I noticed something move in one of the food trays.