A farmer joke
A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep. He is utterly disgusted.
A minute later, he slams on his brakes and says, “That was horrible. I’m going to give that man a piece of my mind!” He turns around, and soon arrives at the farmhouse.
He angrily stomps to the porch and bangs on the door. A little boy answers. The man’s anger abates a little: “Oh, hi there. Is your father home?”
The boy says “Sure, one second. Hey daaaaaahd!”