A father comes home after a long day of work, excited to eat the piece of cake he had been saving.
He opens the fridge, and sees the cake missing. The plate that the cake was on is still in the fridge, but it’s empty!
He calls his four children to the kitchen.
“Which one of you ate my cake?”
The mother shakes her head and says “don’t bother asking, no one ever takes blames in this house! When have any of the kids said ‘me’ when we ask them who did something wrong?? What a shame”
The eldest child responds, “Hey that’s not true! I always say ‘it wasn’t me’!”