A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee.
The ladies are taking their time. Finally the last one is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it about 10 feet, walks up and whiffs one swing at it and then hacks it maybe another 10 feet. She walks back to her bag, selects a different club, walks back to the ball and hacks it another 5 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, “I guess all those f—ing lessons I took this winter didn’t help.”
One of the men immediately replies, “Well there you have it lady. You should have taken golf lessons instead.”