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A French , a Russian and an Indian are on a flight

A French , a Russian and an Indian are on a flight
A French , a Russian and an Indian are on a flight n They are the only passengers, and there is only one window. The French sits next to the window and cracks open the window After a few hours he ...

A French , a Russian and an Indian are on a flight

They are the only passengers, and there is only one window. The French sits next to the window and cracks open the window

After a few hours he jumps up and down saying “we’re in france , we’re in france”. The other ask how does he know , to which the French says “ i can smell the aroma of my country , cheese , rivers and coffee “. Curious to know they ask the pilot who confirms that they are indeed over France. Next the russian sits next to the window.

After a few hours the Russian starts jumping up and down saying “ we’re in mother russia i can smell the northern winds “ and sure enough the pilot confirms it

Feeling peer pressure the Indian sits next to the window

After a few hours of forced breathing he sticks his hand out and in and looks at his hand and with a smile, shouts “ we’re in India “ the French looks at the Indians hand and asks” how do you know” the Indian replies” somebody stole my fucking watch.

An thin asian man wishes to enlist in the army

An thin asian man wishes to enlist in the army

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday; he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday; he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”