A French , a Russian and an Indian are on a flight
They are the only passengers, and there is only one window. The French sits next to the window and cracks open the window
After a few hours he jumps up and down saying “we’re in france , we’re in france”. The other ask how does he know , to which the French says “ i can smell the aroma of my country , cheese , rivers and coffee “. Curious to know they ask the pilot who confirms that they are indeed over France. Next the russian sits next to the window.
After a few hours the Russian starts jumping up and down saying “ we’re in mother russia i can smell the northern winds “ and sure enough the pilot confirms it
Feeling peer pressure the Indian sits next to the window
After a few hours of forced breathing he sticks his hand out and in and looks at his hand and with a smile, shouts “ we’re in India “ the French looks at the Indians hand and asks” how do you know” the Indian replies” somebody stole my fucking watch.