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A government agent is sent to a village

A government agent is sent to a village
A government agent is sent to a village n A government agent is sent to a small English village where there are reports of multiple deaths from tainted pharmaceuticals. The villagers are unaware o...

A government agent is sent to a village

A government agent is sent to a small English village where there are reports of multiple deaths from tainted pharmaceuticals.

The villagers are unaware of the cause, but are nonetheless worried and ask the agent who is responsible for these deaths around the village.

The agent tells them “Big Pharma is responsible for these tragic deaths,” and the people are shocked

The agent must then make the announcement at the village square, to let them all know what’s going on.

He gets to the podium, surrounded by angry sheep herders, blacksmiths, and carpenters from the village and speaks:

“Hear me, villagers, hear me all! Big Pharma is responsible for these deaths! It’s Big Pharma you should be angry at!”

The villagers become enraged, light torches, and organize a mob, ready to avenge these deaths, and they run down the road to a quiet old man’s house and begin beating the man with clubs and sticks, spitting in his face.

The agent catches up to them and shouts, “what are you doing to this man! He’s not who you want!”

A villager turns to him and says, in a thick British accent, “Whaddaya mean? We’re gonna kill the bloody pig farmer!”

After retiring to a small village in the country, a mathematician soon becomes restless…

After retiring to a small village in the country, a mathematician soon becomes restless…

A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college.

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