A guy and a girl are on their third date.
They haven’t done anything more than kissing and the guy was getting a little bit desperate for action. So after a movie and some food he suggest they take a drive up the mountain to get a view of the city. (and some privacy before taking her home). Up there in the car they start kissing. He makes a move for her boobs.
She stops him and says “Tommy I don’t know,I’m a little nervous about this. What will you think of me?”.
Tommy says “don’t worry Lucy,it’s just a little harmless fun. I really like you and I respect you and want to experience more with you”.
Lucy thinks about this and says “ok but we had alot to drink earlier,let me just take a pee in the bushes over there first”.
Tommy agrees and waits patiently in the car. After a few minutes his horniness gets the better of him and he decides to sneak up on Lucy from behind and finds her squatting in the bushes. He decides to grab a handful of pussy while she’s down there but instead ends up gripping a long hanging dong.
“Jesus you’re a man!!!!” He screams.
Lucy calmly says “no,I just decided to take a shit too”