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A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch…

A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch…
A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch... n The bartender pours him a glass. After a drink, the man replies, “That was terrible Scotch and you know it. I want 40-year old Scotch....

A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch…

The bartender pours him a glass.

After a drink, the man replies, “That was terrible Scotch and you know it. I want 40-year old Scotch.”

The bartender pours him another glass.

After another drink, the man replies, “That was only 10-year old Scotch. I want 40-year old Scotch.”

The bartender is starting to get curious now, and grabs a bottle from his top shelf and pours another glass.

The man takes a sip, and says, “That’s better, but it was still only 20-year old Scotch. I want 40-year old Scotch.

By now a crowd has started to form. The bartender reaches into his private stash, and pours again.

Another sip, and the man proclaims, “Now THIS is 40-year old Scotch,” to cheers from the crowd.

The town drunk hands him a glass and says, “Here, try this”

Unruffled, the man smiles and takes a sip, and immediately spits it back out.

“Good God man, that’s Piss!”

“Right!” exclaims the drunk. “Now, how old am I?

So there's this guy, let's call him Paul Yankee.

So there's this guy, let's call him Paul Yankee.

A man gets stopped by a police officer for doing 31 in a 30 zone

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