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A guy sees a huge funeral procession in the center of town…

A guy sees a huge funeral procession in the center of town…
A guy sees a huge funeral procession in the center of town... n He sees a huge police escort, followed by 2 hearses, a man walking a German Shepherd and 100 people waking single file behind this ...

A guy sees a huge funeral procession in the center of town…

He sees a huge police escort, followed by 2 hearses, a man walking a German Shepherd and 100 people waking single file behind this parade…

The procession stops for a minute and he goes up to the man and asks? What the hell is going on???

The man quietly answers…

My wife is in the first hearse, and my mother in law the next one…

Yep, me and my wife were having an argument and it got loud…

My dog is very protective, and in the middle of the argument jumped up and bit my wife on the neck, and tore her throat to shreds!

Omg says the guy…

Yep and then my mother in law ran in the room and saw the blood, and started screaming, and it probably frightened the dog, and he jumped up and ripped my mother in laws throat right out…

Oh my G…..

That’s terrible! Says the guy ‘But What I wouldn’t do to borrow that dog…

The man answers while pointing …

Get in Line!

The Lion gives a royal decree…

The Lion gives a royal decree…

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.