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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. nThey had great seats right behind her teams bench on the 50 yard line. After the game he asked her how she liked it. She replied "oh, I real...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind her teams bench on the 50 yard line.

After the game he asked her how she liked it.

She replied “oh, I really like it especially all the tight pants and big muscles, but I just don’t understand why they were fighting each other over 25 cents.”

The boyfriend replied “What do you mean?”

She answered ” Well, they flipped a coin and one team won it. Then all they kept screaming for the rest of the game was GET THE QUARTERBACK, GET THE QUARTERBACK! I’m just like hellooooooo it’s only 25 cents.”

…That $800

…That $800

An old man wanted to plant his annual tomato garden. His only son, Jack, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son:

An old man wanted to plant his annual tomato garden. His only son, Jack, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son: