A kayak instructor and a priest sit at the gates of heaven.
An angel says to them, “Sorry, but there is only room for one more person in heaven.”
He then leaves to go consult with the other angels.
The priest says “It’s obviously going to be me because I’m the most spiritual.”
The angel then returns and says that the kayak instructor is going to go in.
The priest, who is now very confused, asked why.
The angel replied, “Well, whenever people came to your meetings, they would go to sleep…
… Whenever people would go kayaking with the instructor, they would be praying.”