A lady pregnant with triplets goes into a bank where there is a robbery
She gets shot 3 times and is rushed to the hospital and there the doctor tells her the she will be fine and so will her children but when there older they will need to remove the bullets.
12 years pass and one day one of the children walks runs to the mom
S1: Mommy mommy I peed out a bullet!
M: Ok mom let me tell you a story
Some time later the second son runs up to the mom
S2: Mommy mommy I peed out a bullet!
M: Ok son let me tell you a story
It’s the end of the day but the third son runs to the mom
S3: Mommy Mommy…
M: Let me guess did you pee out a bullet
S3: No I was jacking off and I shot the dog!