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A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.

A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.
A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand. nLawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Doctor...

A lawyer is cross-examining a doctor on the stand.

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”

Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry…

I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry…

A bible thumping granny gets on a cross town bus sitting across the isle from two Cajun’s talking quietly

A bible thumping granny gets on a cross town bus sitting across the isle from two Cajun’s talking quietly