in

A little girl stands before a judge at her custody hearing

A little girl stands before a judge at her custody hearing
A little girl stands before a judge at her custody hearing n The judge asks "would you like to live with your mom?" The little girl, horrified, shakes her head and says, "No! My mom beats me. I ne...

A little girl stands before a judge at her custody hearing

The judge asks “would you like to live with your mom?”

The little girl, horrified, shakes her head and says, “No! My mom beats me. I never want to live with her!”

The judge, taken aback a bit, says, “We can give custody to your father, and you can live with him.”

“No!” The little girl cries. “He beats me, too. I can’t live with him.”

The judge shakes his head sadly. “Little girl,” he asks, “who do you want to live with?”

She paused to consider. “Can you let me live with the Dallas Cowboys? They never seem to beat anybody!”

A man is in court

A man is in court

A bunch of guys are sitting around in prison

A bunch of guys are sitting around in prison