A Man, A Woman, A Hobby!
A man has been alone on a deserted island for ten years. One day a beautiful woman in SCUBA gear swims up on shore.
“Oh, thank God! I’ve been alone here for so long!”
She unzips the side of her wet suit, revealing a shapely arm, and says, “Then, you’ve probably not had one of these … “, and pulls out his favourite Cuban cigar. ” … or, one of these … “, she unzips the other side of her wet suit, revealing a firm thigh, and pulls out a long neck of his favourite beer. She starts to unzip the front of her suit, revealing two high, pert breasts, and says, ” … and you’ve probably not played around …”
The man leaps to his feet, peering inside. “You got golf clubs in there?”