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A man and a woman are having their firstborn child

A man and a woman are having their firstborn child
A man and a woman are having their firstborn child n Several hours after the baby is delivered the doctor rushes out to the waiting room where the man is and says “SIR WE’VE DISCOVERED YOUR BAB...

A man and a woman are having their firstborn child

Several hours after the baby is delivered the doctor rushes out to the waiting room where the man is and says “SIR WE’VE DISCOVERED YOUR BABY CAN FLY!!! Come quickly!!” The man, astonished by this news, rushes with the doctor to the room where his wife and child are. The doctor picks the baby up and says “Sir watch” The Doctor then lifts the baby well over his head and throws it, only for the baby to fall in the floor with a heavy thud. The man begins to panic and rushes at the doctor. The doctor then says “ no sir wait wait it can really fly” so he picks the baby up lifts or high over his head and throws it. The baby smashes against the wall and falls to the floor. Before the man can do anything the doctor picks the baby back up and says “ Sir I promise this baby can fly” so he opens the window and throws the baby out. The man watches in horror as his child bounces off the concrete and lands in the dumpster below. In a fit of rage he begins to attack the doctor. Only to be stopped by the doctor saying “Sir it’s ok. The baby was dead to begin with”

CIA, MI5 and the Turkish secret service (MIT) are in a contest

CIA, MI5 and the Turkish secret service (MIT) are in a contest

99 people died in a freak train accident and only one survives

99 people died in a freak train accident and only one survives