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A man enters a supermarket

A man enters a supermarket
A man enters a supermarket n He goes to the fruit stand and asks an employee if he could have half watermelon. The guy takes time and says "I don't know, I will go ask to the director if we can do ...

A man enters a supermarket

He goes to the fruit stand and asks an employee if he could have half watermelon. The guy takes time and says “I don’t know, I will go ask to the director if we can do that”, and starts walking towards the director’s office without noticing that the man is following him. As soon as he opens the door he shouts “boss, there’s an idiot who wants only an half of a watermelon”, as soon as he starts speaking the boss tryes to let him know that there’s the man behind him, so the employee adds instantly at the end of the phrase “and then there is this gentlemen who wants the other half”. Obviously the director agrees and then tell the guy to stay “good job man, you did well in a thorny situation, tell me your name” “sure boss, my name is Gennaro Esposito and I’m from Naples, land of great football players and great whores”. So the boss lean back on his seat and says “oh, you know… My wife is from Naples” and the guy “oh, and which role does she play?”

McDonald's drive thru

McDonald's drive thru

A teenage boy comes to the doctor with a sore throat

A teenage boy comes to the doctor with a sore throat