A man found an old lamp in his backyard, he rubbed it and a genie appeared!
The genie said: “Master, thank you for releasing me from this lamp. I can grant you three wishes, your words are my command.”
“You’ve gotta be shitting me!” The man gasps.
“Your wish is my command.” Said the genie, as he pulled down his pants and shat all over the man. “That’s one wish granted, you have two wishes left.”
“What the fuck? I don’t want this shit, take it back.” Said the man covered in genie shit.
“Your wish is my command.” Said the genie. And as he waved his hand, all of his shit magically disappeared. “You have one wish left.”
The man was furious: “What the fuck? How did that count as a wish? You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“Your wish is my command.” Said the genie. He waved his hand and all of his shit returned. “I was kidding when I made my shit disappear. You have used up your three wishes, fair well.”
And ‘poof’ the genie disappeared.