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A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. n A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really sick. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says,...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.

A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really sick. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says, “I have some bad news. You have HAGS.”
“What is HAGS” the man asks.
“It’s herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea, and syphilis,” says the doctor.
“Oh my God,” says the man. “What are you going to do?”
“We are going to put you in an isolated room and feed you pancakes and pizza.”
“Is that going to help me?” asks the man.
“No,” says the doctor. “But it’s the only food we can think of that we can slide under the door.”

This happened just this evening at the grocery store…

This happened just this evening at the grocery store…

Once I tried to give away free games.