A man in his 80’s gets a new car
The old man loves his new car that only took a few years to save for.
On his way home from the dealership he notices the highway is empty and his inner youth tells him to go faster so the man speeds up.
After going 80 for a bit he blows past a ranger and he thinks to himself you know I could probably put run him so he starts going 100.
After a few minutes the man thinks I’m to old for this so he slows down and pulls over, the ranger gets to the window and says, “My shift is done in 5 minutes so if you can tell me an excuse I haven’t heard before I’ll let you go”.
The old man replies, “Well, about a week ago my wife left me for a ranger so when I saw you, well, I thought you were bringing her back”