A man is diagnosed with testicular cancer….
After a routine check-up, Mike was discovered to have a massive tumour in his ballsack and his life was turned upside down. His girlfriend broke up with him when she heard and he lost his job as a pornstar, when his empolyer heard about his cancer. After a few months of chemo, and no improvements to his condition, the doctors offered Mike one last opportunity: to remove his ballsack. Mike wondered about wanting to have kids in the future as that was his only wish in life. The doctors assured him they could save his sperm so, after he had wanked into a plastic cup, Mike went into surgery. When Mike woke up he had a searing pain down below but was excited to be leaving the hospital soon. The doctors came in with good news and bad news. The good news was that the cancer was gone. The bad news was that due to some complications, Mike wouldn’t be able to get an erection again for his whole life. Mike was distraught, but clung on to the possibility of having a kid. Even when he couldn’t get his job back, he knew there were good things ahead. A few weeks later, there was a break in at the sperm storage facility and a sperm goblin had drunk all the vials of sperm. All of Mike’s hopes and dreams were dashed, and so he decided to kill himself. He walked up to the top of his apartment building and readied himself to jump 50 floors to his death. But, he didn’t have the balls to go through with it.