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A man is traveling to Africa

A man is traveling to Africa
A man is traveling to Africa nAs the plane is landing he hears drums. He turns to his seatmate and says "what's the deal with the drums?" His seatmate looks at him with worry in his eyes and says...

A man is traveling to Africa

As the plane is landing he hears drums. He turns to his seatmate and says “what’s the deal with the drums?” His seatmate looks at him with worry in his eyes and says “Drums stop… Very bad.” And would say no more.

He gets to his hotel and he can still hear the drums. They’ve been going on for hours. He asks the concierge “What happens when the drums stop?” The blood drains from the concierge’s face as he says “Drums stop… Very bad”. And would say no more on the topic.

He signs up for a safari and he can hear the drums the entire time. Finally he grabs the tour guide by the shirt and yells at him “What’s the deal with the drums!?!? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DRUMS STOP!?!?”

The guide shakes his head sadly and says “Drums stop… Very bad…. Bass solo.”

Green, pink and purple polka-dot ping pong balls

Green, pink and purple polka-dot ping pong balls

This happened just this evening at the grocery store…

This happened just this evening at the grocery store…