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A man takes up Kung Fu, and ascends high to a mountain temple to train…

A man takes up Kung Fu, and ascends high to a mountain temple to train…
A man takes up Kung Fu, and ascends high to a mountain temple to train... n On his first day he tours the grounds with his master to witness the many fighting styles. Along the way he sees a warri...

A man takes up Kung Fu, and ascends high to a mountain temple to train…

On his first day he tours the grounds with his master to witness the many fighting styles. Along the way he sees a warrior with no arms, and he asks his master “How can that man learn kung fu with no arms?”

“Don’t you see?” Says the master. “Without arms he need learn no punches. Therefore his path to his own true Kung Fu is shorter than yours.” Sure enough, the warrior demonstrates a flurry of elegant, devastating kicks, shattering training dummies before them.

They continue to tour the grounds. The man sees another warrior, this one with no legs. “How can that man learn Kung Fu with no legs?” Asks the student.

“Don’t you see? Without legs he need learn no kicks. He will master true Kung Fu even quicker!” Sure enough, the warrior effortlessly smashes through wood and stone blocks before him.

Finally they approach a garden, in it a lone man sits upon a stone in deep meditation. He has no arms and no legs.

His master points to him and says. “Whatever you do, never pick a fight with that man.”

“I think I understand, wise teacher, surely with no arms or legs, he must already be a true kung fu master!”

“What? No, he will bite your goddamn dick.”

At work I spend too much time with regular expressions!

At work I spend too much time with regular expressions!

Three people are on a plane…

Three people are on a plane…