A man wakes up after a long night of drinking.
He goes down to his kitchen and sees his wife with a big grin and humming cheerfully to herself. She prepares a massive breakfast full of the man’s favorite foods. She gives him a kiss and heads upstairs to change for work. The man is extremely confused as he had no idea what the occasion was. He looks over to his son and asks why his mother is so happy.
“Last night you came home completely trashed. When Mom took you upstairs and tried to get you out of your dirty clothes, you started fighting her off and yelled ‘Get your hands off me, woman! I’m a happily married man!'”