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A Man walks down to the lake and sees people being baptised in the lake

A Man walks down to the lake and sees people being baptised in the lake
A Man walks down to the lake and sees people being baptised in the lake n He was never baptised and wanted to see what it was all about, so he asked the priest if he could be baptised and the prie...

A Man walks down to the lake and sees people being baptised in the lake

He was never baptised and wanted to see what it was all about, so he asked the priest if he could be baptised and the priest said sure.

The Priest ducks the mans head underwater and says “Did you see Jesus?” “No” replied the man

He ducks the mans head under again “Did you see Jesus?” And again the same reply “No”

For the third and final time he ducks his head under the water and says “Did you see Jesus?” The Man, now confused, looks to the Priest and says “Are you sure he fell in here?”

Three women (redhead, blondie and an asian) have just escaped a prison, and the cops are looking for them…

Three women (redhead, blondie and an asian) have just escaped a prison, and the cops are looking for them…

A doctor goes to the same bar every day and orders an Almond Daiquiri

A doctor goes to the same bar every day and orders an Almond Daiquiri