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A man walks in a bar.

A man walks in a bar.
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A man walks in a bar.

The man goes to get a drink. Another man sits next to him, saying “You know this drink right here I’m drinking turns you invincible?”, nodding his head towards his drink.

“No way man you’re obviously drunk.”

“Nah man, I’m serious.”

“Okay then, prove it.”

“Watch me,” says the man at the booth. He takes a drink and walks up to the roof. He jumps off, lands flat on his face, gets up, and walks back into the bar.

Astonished, the other guy says, “That’s impossible! Do that again!”

“Okay.” The man takes a sip, walks up to the roof, and jumps off. He gets up and walks back into the bar.

The other guy finally decides to try it for himself. He takes a sip, goes to the roof, and jumps off. He immediately splats on the floor, obviously dead.

The man at the booth starts laughing hysterically as he takes another drink of his beer.

The bartender walks up to him with another bottle.

“God Superman, you’re such a dick when you’re drunk.”

A new middle school teacher is getting ready to chaperone his first school dance.

A new middle school teacher is getting ready to chaperone his first school dance.

A young teacher is being interviewed to start teaching in a pre school.

A young teacher is being interviewed to start teaching in a pre school.