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A man was walking down the street

A man was walking down the street
A man was walking down the street n When he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extrac...

A man was walking down the street

When he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted

ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”

“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.

“Will you spend this on green fees at

a golf course instead of food?” the man asked.

“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”

“Well,” said the man, “I’m not going

to give you money. Instead, I’m going

to take you home for a hot shower

and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”

The homeless man was astounded.

“Won’t your wife be furious with you

for doing that?”The man replied,

“That’s okay. It’s important for her

to see what a man looks like after he

has given up drinking and golf.”

A punny list

A punny list

A woman goes to the doctor….

A woman goes to the doctor….