A man with a drinking problem finishes his night out at a bar
He takes a few steps and falls flat on his face. He gets up.
He takes a few more steps and again falls flat on his face.
He walks all the way home like this, continuously falling down and getting back up, and finally gets into his bed.
The next morning his wife wakes him up exclaiming that he needs to deal with his drinking problem.
The husband replies that he didn’t even drink that much last night. He can remember everything from the night before.
His wife responds by saying, “the bar called, you left your wheelchair at the counter”