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A Mormon is seated next to an Irishman on a plane..

A Mormon is seated next to an Irishman on a plane..
A Mormon is seated next to an Irishman on a plane.. n A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.   After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irish...

A Mormon is seated next to an Irishman on a plane..

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.  

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”  

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly.

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly.