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A panda walks in to a restaurant

A panda walks in to a restaurant
A panda walks in to a restaurant n The panda orders his meal And he eats itThe waiter comes back and hands him the check and walks awayWhen the waiter returns to gather the money the check book is ...

A panda walks in to a restaurant

The panda orders his meal And he eats it

The waiter comes back and hands him the check and walks away

When the waiter returns to gather the money the check book is empty

When he looks up at the panda he feels a sharp pain in his chest

He looks down to see a bullet hole where his left lung should be

He looks up to see the panda with a gun in his hands then the waiter dies

Another waiter heard the shot and stops the panda on his way out

He ask the panda why he shot his co-worker

The panda responds “look up panda in the dictionary and you’ll see why”

And with that the panda leaves

So the second waiter goes home and opens his dictionary to the word panda

And sure in enough it states: Panda: eats shoots and leaves

A surgeon is planning on marrying his girlfriend, but her father refuses to allow him to do so.

A surgeon is planning on marrying his girlfriend, but her father refuses to allow him to do so.

A trick joke to bitch slap somebody [long joke]

A trick joke to bitch slap somebody [long joke]