A plane crashes going over the Rocky Mountains and only two guys survive.
They come to their senses and realize everyone else is dead, and there are no signs of life anywhere near. Everything is too wet and cold to make a fire, so one guy says to the other, “while we wait for help, we’re going to have to keep warm to survive. I have an idea. We can have sex to stay warm and keep switching off, that way we can share our body heat” The other guy agrees and they start going at it. After 5 minutes he says “ok now its ur turn”. Then the other guy starts going at the other dude. 5 minutes go by, 10 minutes go by, 15 minutes go by and he’s still going at him. Finally the guy on the receiving end gets pissed and says “Dude, if you’re trying to stay warm thats cool, but if you’re fucking me were gonna have a problem”.