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A popular gorilla exhibit at a local zoo had its only resident pass away

A popular gorilla exhibit at a local zoo had its only resident pass away
A popular gorilla exhibit at a local zoo had its only resident pass away The zoo, not having enough time and money to replace the perished primate, gave one of their employees a gorilla suit and tol...

A popular gorilla exhibit at a local zoo had its only resident pass away

The zoo, not having enough time and money to replace the perished primate, gave one of their employees a gorilla suit and told them to go into the exhibit and act like a gorilla. He at first disagreed, like anyone would, until they offered an enormous raise. He then of course accepted the money and this continued to happen for several months.

Eventually the exhibit grew less and less popular. The man in the suit had enjoyed all of the attention the park guests gave him so he tried to think of a way to bring back his former popularity. After a few minutes of planning, he started to climb the ropes until he was above the lion’s cage. This of course gathered the attention of the guests.

He started swinging from side to side to show off to the guests when he accidentally fell. After getting up from the fall he is greeted by a lion that appeared very hungry. The man in the suit was then attacked by the lion, to which he started yelling in fear. The lion covered his mouth and whispered, “Shut up or you’ll get us caught!”

Three old friends are in a pub discussing the fastest things they can think of…

Three old friends are in a pub discussing the fastest things they can think of…

An old soviet joke

An old soviet joke