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A Quick Learner

A Quick Learner
A Quick Learner n Paw is talking to Maw one day. "Maw. Ernest is 18 now. It's about time we teach him about fuckin". "Ok." Says Maw, "I'll wait in the bedroom." Paw calls Ernest over and says "Son...

A Quick Learner

Paw is talking to Maw one day.

“Maw. Ernest is 18 now. It’s about time we teach him about fuckin”.

“Ok.” Says Maw, “I’ll wait in the bedroom.”

Paw calls Ernest over and says “Son, you’re old enough now, its time you learn about fuckin.”

“Well what’s fuckin?” Says Ernest.

“Follow me” says Paw as he leads Ernest to the bedroom where Maw is spread eagle on the bed.

“You see that hair hole twixt Maws legs there? Watch Paw.” He says and begins to go to town on Maw.

Little sister Sally walks in and sees what’s going on and asks “What are they doin Ernest?”

“Well that’s called fuckin, Sally” says Ernest.

“Well what’s fucking Ernest?”

“You see that hair hole twixt Paws legs there? Watch Ernest!”

One night, after a romantic meal, I was walking home with my girlfriend, and I decided it would be the right time to propose to her.

One night, after a romantic meal, I was walking home with my girlfriend, and I decided it would be the right time to propose to her.

Johnny was a bright, charming boy

Johnny was a bright, charming boy