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A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer.

A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer.
A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer. n The driver then started to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet...

A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer.

The driver then started to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet ever since. The radio wasn’t even turned on.

The passenger is very interpersonal so he started to strike a conversation to break the silence.

“Hey, ma-“

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!” The driver abruptly hit the breaks.

“Dude, wtf!” the passenger complained. The driver then apologised “Sorry, man. It’s my first time on the job and I haven’t adjusted from my previous job yet.”

“What did you do before this?”

“I drove a hearse.”

Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".

An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".