A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer.
The driver then started to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet ever since. The radio wasn’t even turned on.
The passenger is very interpersonal so he started to strike a conversation to break the silence.
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!” The driver abruptly hit the breaks.
“Dude, wtf!” the passenger complained. The driver then apologised “Sorry, man. It’s my first time on the job and I haven’t adjusted from my previous job yet.”
“What did you do before this?”
“I drove a hearse.”