A traveling preacher.
A traveling preacher in the 1800s decided to move westward into the budding new world and spread the word of God to every town and settlement he encountered.
As he was traveling across the desert on horseback, he peered into the distance and spotted a town. Finally. He looked back down to notice his horse eating a strange herb on the ground. He thought nothing of it, but to his ignorance, his horse and just eaten a fair amount of Peyote.
On his way to the town, the preacher noticed his horse begin to walk oddly to and fro, unable to keep a straight line. It dawned on him that the herb must have been the Peyote he had heard rumor about.
When he finally arrived in town, before even setting foot on the ground, he began telling people their sinful ways and of the pit that awaited them if they did not seek repentance and redemption. He amassed a small following of faithful.
An hour or so later, one of his followers found him on the ground sucking his horse’s penis. “Preacher! What are you doing?” the young woman cried out.
“My child, I am doing what it takes to advance the kingdom of God. The townsfolk told me that they will only listen to me when I get off my high horse.”