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A trout was reading the newspaper one morning

A trout was reading the newspaper one morning
A trout was reading the newspaper one morning n And an ad for the local grocery store catches his eye. The ad says, "One day sale: 100 worms for $1. July 14 only." The trout jumps up from the tabl...

A trout was reading the newspaper one morning

And an ad for the local grocery store catches his eye. The ad says, “One day sale: 100 worms for $1. July 14 only.” The trout jumps up from the table in excitement because he can’t believe what a good deal he’s just seen. He gets dressed as quickly as he can and swims on down to the grocery store. Gleefully, he picks up his 100 worms and swims over to the checkout line. When he gets to the front of the line, he smiles and says to the cashier that he’d like to get the discount. The cashier smiles back and says, “Certainly, sir! Just let me see your ID to make sure everything is in order.”

 

The trout pulls his wallet from out of his back pocket, finds his ID, and hands it over to the cashier. As the cashier looks it up and down, a troubled look spreads over his fishy face. He hands the ID back to the trout and says, “I’m terribly sorry, sir, but there seems to be a problem. Your ID indicates that you’re a trout, but July 14 is Bass Deal day.”

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