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A very drunk man in a bar orders another scotch. The bartender says, "You're too drunk, Joe, go home.

A very drunk man in a bar orders another scotch. The bartender says, "You're too drunk, Joe, go home.
A very drunk man in a bar orders another scotch. The bartender says, "You're too drunk, Joe, go home. Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out.A few minutes later he walk...

A very drunk man in a bar orders another scotch. The bartender says, "You're too drunk, Joe, go home.

Joe says, “Fine, I’ll take my business elsewhere,” and walks out.

A few minutes later he walks back in and says, “I’ll have a scotch.”

The bartender says, “Joe, I told you. You’re too drunk. Go home.”

Joe says, “Fine, I’ll take my business elsewhere,” and walks out.

A few minutes later he walks back in and says, “I’ll have a scotch.”

The bartender says, “Joe, for the last time. You’re too drunk. Go home.”

Joe says, “Fine, I’ll take my business elsewhere,” and walks out.

A few minutes later he walks back in, stops at the door, stares at the bartender and says, “God damn it! How many bars do you work at?”

Concentration camp, December 24th 1940s

Concentration camp, December 24th 1940s

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat