A very energetic old woman is approached by a middle aged man.
The middle aged man says “Ma’am, pardon me, You look so fit for a woman at this age. I’m amazed! Do you mind if you share the secret?”
The woman replied, “Oh sure, nothing special” “I’m just living the life like most people here.. I’m a night person so I rarely sleep at night.. I smoke 3 packs daily… Switching water for whiskey and I’m only eat junk foods. ”
The man, confused, asked her again “I didn’t expect that lifestyle could benefits you positively” “how old are you?”