A wife in bed with her lover when she hears her husbands key in the door
“ stay where you are” she said.“ he’s so drunk he won’t even notice your in bed with me”
The husband crawls up into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he sees six feet at the edge of the bed.
He turned to his wife:” hey, there are six feet in this bed, there should only be four, what’s going on?
“ You’re so drunk you miscounted” said the wife. “Get out the bed and try again you can see better from over there.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. One, two,three, four. Damn you’re right!!