All the good stuff is gone
A bartender was closing the bar down for the night when he hears a knock on the back door. He opens the door to a homeless man and asks “How can I help you?” The homeless man asks the bartender if he can have a toothpick. The bartender looks perplexed and says sure. So he gives him a toothpick. The bartender closes the door and goes back to cleaning the bar.
A few minutes later, he hears another knock on the door. He again opens the door to see another homeless guy. “Can I help you?” “Yes sir, I was wondering if I could trouble you for a toothpick?” The bartender again gives the homeless guy a toothpick. And again, resumes cleaning the bar.
A few minutes later the same exact thing with another homeless guy. And again the bartender gives the man a toothpick.
The bartender hears another knock on the door…..he opens the door to see yet another homeless guy standing there. “Let me guess, you need a toothpick? ” “Oh no sir, is there anyway I could have a straw?” “I’ll give you a straw, if you tell me what’s going on!?” “There were 3 other guys before you asking for toothpicks, and now you want a straw!?”
“Well you see, a drunk girl puked around the corner and all the good stuff is gone!”