An American, An Englishman and a Canadian were walking through a jungle said to be infested with cannibals…
Immediately they are ambushed by a group of cannibals and taken to the cannibal leader.
The leader feels sorry for them and tells them that he will let them go if they pick up any fruit within a 3 mile radius, get it back to the cannibal camp and manage to swallow it without making any facial expression or sound whatsoever.
The 3 people this set off on their task.
The Canadian heads north. He finds no fruit except lemons and gets it back to the camp. He tries to swallow it but chokes on it. The cannibals thus cook him and eat him.
The Englishman, who had headed south, finds strawberries and happily gets it back to camp knowing that he would be saved. But, while swallowing, he immediately starts laughing and meets his end
In heaven, the Canadian asks the Englishman why he laughed when he could have easily swallowed the strawberries and saved his life. The Englishman says “when i was about to swallow the strawberries, i saw the American getting watermelons”