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An elderly couple are lying in bed one night

An elderly couple are lying in bed one night
An elderly couple are lying in bed one night n The wife looks at her husband and says, “Remember when you used to hold my hand dear?” To which the husband replys, “Well is you say so.” So h...

An elderly couple are lying in bed one night

The wife looks at her husband and says, “Remember when you used to hold my hand dear?” To which the husband replys, “Well is you say so.” So he grabs her hand. A few minutes go by and wife speaks up again saying, “Remember when you used to kiss me darling?” The husband puts his newspaper down to kiss and smooch his lovely wife. Soon after the wife pipes up again saying, “Remember when you used to bite my neck?” The husband looks at her and puts his newspaper down, gets out of bed and walks to the door. The wife confused, asked him, “What on earth are you doing?” To which the husband calls out, “I’m grabbing my teeth!”

An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter . . .

An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter . . .

It costs an arm and a leg.

It costs an arm and a leg.