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An elderly man walked into a waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, “Yes sir, how may I help you?” “There’s something wrong with my damn penis”, he replied.

An elderly man walked into a waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, “Yes sir, how may I help you?” “There’s something wrong with my damn penis”, he replied.
An elderly man walked into a Doctor's waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, “Yes sir, how may I help you?”“There’s something wrong with my damn penis”, he replied....

An elderly man walked into a Doctor’s waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, “Yes sir, how may I help you?”

“There’s something wrong with my damn penis”, he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a waiting room and say things like that.”

“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he said.

The Receptionist replied; “You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.”

The man replied, “You shouldn’t bloody hell ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.”

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?”

“There’s something wrong with my ear”, he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?”

“I can’t bloomin’ piss out of it,” he replied.

The mother of a beautiful girl enters the office of a general

The mother of a beautiful girl enters the office of a general

Johnny was driving along the highway.

Johnny was driving along the highway.